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Decontamination is Death

after “decontamination” by insect warfare
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i’m new at posting but want to i dare you to find a better lettuce to cheeze ratio in the metro’s salad  you won’t burger shop is a place i have loved and craved many times  also had there steak quessadilllas and theyre bombd  WOW dats MASSiVE  a wild ride  being touched by their mission and then just completely shitting on them  it was once of the those prices that you just don’t wanna end  i asked the server if this was all the same and they said it was so i ordered it and removed the two pickles because i didn’t like both of them   the patties were sensitive and they were a little carmeleized but only carmalization a little   the white cheese was american but i thought that type of cheese was orange or also yellow  the taste was decent but it really had no flavor  bradley’s you used to be place i raved about!!!  ur rat comments i find disgusting food and rats doNOT belong with each other  from the atmosphere the food and simon ;) himself if you know you ‘re pictured  she checked the right times and had good conversation that forced  shockingly bun ain’t soggy from the oily nature  very unique homemade biscuit impressions  this is great!  food is always friendly and willing and taste super nice  their yum yum is soooooo much another chance  but i had to have fried potable  a true reminder of why shoping true local matters  greattimegreatvibegreatsteak  the tender was very different in a loin way  i was a little nervous about the zesty root sauce but the bread had an annexed crunch  we call  we order  we get into car  flew into des yester and just reliving the drinking  i would bammm there faster  i got the gringo mash  a multitude of delish proteins  noone upfront noone  is your name actually barney faux?  the flying gimmick  the hindsight elbow  the panko was not small and round (as expected)  soft openings all around  the goat reminded me of my convertible  tender and ferrero  no pics  but one thing happened  anda cavatelli will be back   alwayd  in search of the prime rib  some many focaccia  a variety of i was making mole  pushen warm chip buttons  we devoured the gifts cards  so 60$ willbur’s pie lol lol lol lol lol lol and still cauliflower :0  this is unusually darn  hear ye hear ye on a pretzel bun  appropriately described filet  i dont kno what was goin on but that man took my order  had the bistro meatssssssz  fully loadd  knowledger beer temper  one withe spicey dry rub  needs a lil sumthn to punch up the container  i share info about their soft/grand  can you just intimately chat about the salad bar  and the adult bevs are mentionable too   let’s “never heard of this place” now   i think they had soup   i think they had artichoke soup   not sure tho it was fabulous tho   no customers why’d there and i can’t understand   the 3 decade long menu veteran and big time yolky benny lover overeased here   and that plating so pretty miserable   if so it was dead they cudda have ate least thee cheee melted   stumbled into cancelled   a truly phenomenal delivery meal   (but pry sure this is did by a phantom sous)   build it and they will had a very powerful light breading   hell yeah baby this livelihood had an untearable thickness to it   for sure for sure for sure it definitely fills a void of this area   i can’t stop thinking about the crisp of these cause they were light and crispy   and the mushrooms???    morsels from the subtle and fine god   like walking into the sameness of your childhood sameness   i know i’ll come so … back!   but to return to the lack of crust crunch   and the lack of snickers flavor   and then the lack of plastic flavor of the nuts   and the execution which could be better   just as how we just fond the obligatorychipsandsalsa   then sweetheart decided we simply must had the langoustines which is a some sort of queer fish   oh and get this UPGRADE CURDS   !!!   makes you forget about the horrible formaggio tequila ratio   and the so sooooo much smokiness in the silky silken poach   but i think i preferred Pork Best’s best breaded pork award despite the no one at the register   car trouble and a sheer no of decent purdy slaw   i hate no many choices    and no plural patios   please add them to your generously tippables   i think i enjoy sub season wayyyy more than spice season   but then again the withdrawal is super candied too   and ykno the chocolate chunk hits as well     but order them in implements of peach old fashioneds  (and don’t sleep within the soup)   such billed boldness each so bomb but so bagelful   i wuz a little intimidated at wurst but wuttevs   in that gravy??? bottle it   and then we are opening it in a tough economy in a tough part of town   okay whatevs is that snot the honey?   i mean it’ll taste good but it’s defs some sloppie vanilli   where’s petey’s smoking?   dontworrydonworry u ssurreddly have the best pumpkin pancake lattes in the revital zone   it was all of a delightful kind of a courtyard mess   so let me get hind that counter and show yous how to get it get it   which is fine but i otherwise got strate up ignored which rubbed me sad and made me wrong   but other than that i recommend it if uuu have some boursin to spare   the hubster will get the variety of dumplings and he will say “these are the best variety of dumplings i have ever gotten”   oh and btw don’t let the parking lot fool you   it’s a whole in the wall where they will definitely hold the cloves   i would suggest where exactly is this located before you go   cause you can really taste the pork in the pork gravy   but also it should be noted that the browning had almost no real browning   and i felt cheated by the lack of browning   or maybe the lack of thousands in shudda been paid wages   or maybe wow just wow the right size was regular steak   cause i’ve driven by the house-turned-pub-turned-mirage many’o’times   and lemme say i declare there needs to be a standing oh for freshness   and their price competes woot woot   so what is that???   well okay yeah it’s obviously a smores martini   obvs everythin is high pricet but this just,,,absurd   oh and we want the cilantro on the side cause we have the soap gene   plus no burnt espresso to be seen   just perfect hazelness   complementing the imperfect bacon chicken ranch fuss   let me just say my buds were poppin   cause the white rice was the star of the show   we will back in heaven soon and soooooo tart   anyhoo i’ve seen the place underwhelming the listings   and sure sure ykno maybe it was an isolated shredded or dehydrated crab   photographed with fork cause the meatballs in the intimate space   (that deli is goat)   they have so much more to offer than just their humble sophisticated croissants   look at that torta look at it run and look at how big it is   da dreamy ailyoli   refulls were plentiful   and true   and the roo was the real makes you feel right at iou   ade with lard   combo’d with very little onion flavor   oooh i luv a big juicy   (lol that looks soooooo like gorgeous space)   but are bars should be family friendly??   personally their birria was such dry it made my wifey and mes gums bled   so try other “lunch counter” type meats   the basket comes with freshly only cash’or’checks   such a petfect combo of ask for it on the orzo counter   damn i do gotta go to my pie dealer today   cause where in the world did the pork burnt ends go???   did i afford that rite?   did we respect the attentive tripe??   uhh yeahhh man it’s grazis badabing   it’s freakin big enough for personal preference   for golden fried pillows of deburgo   bit too much you’re missing out on my honey liver   bit lots of glück on your salmon lover ua jus   kinda costa pretty panini these weeks but wat aint ahahah   effective eataly:   no warnings will be waxed or newspapered   lets of us fondly remember the wad of overloaded   even when the homely availed amino is eggs on egg   where else would you brave sleet for just a fingersuck of cavatello    what else froze that mix of code red marg with i hope thats not custard   one of the things i looked forward to every night after my shift was a quality   oh and beer cheese mac and beer cheese music in the backwalls   full didclosure   i am regular   that is unless that you would what is my opinion a suitably clean table   we heart having a gift card   and a punch of drippy dippy ranch   obviously all that meat needed to be diced   cause i’m person who waited who waited who waited even as i was leaving   and i still need to shove some of them some of love   okay let’s go get us into it   just too tip clear    it all was so lukewarm and marvellous   everything our group gratuits   now at risk for the first time ever   hopefully this will only be temporary